For a little while, I worked as a cake maker. It's not something I do anymore. These are a few I've made.
There is no real order below as you will see, just a lot of weird.
Excuse the poor photography please.







Always with hand-painted details such as typography.






A cake with an edible portrait of Shane Ross on top. Naturally.








Perhaps the strangest order.







A lot of dog cakes were ordered...

Hundreds.

Vervet monkey barrister.

I promise, the colour is accurate. Look them up if you must.



Designer bag cakes to disappoint people not getting designer bags.

Designer bag cakes to disappoint people not getting designer bags.





Book launch. A steady hand to paint replica letters and illustrations.

Book launch. A steady hand to paint replica letters and illustrations.



































The first bite is with the eyes.
















Oddest birthday cake. Featuring not the birthday boy.

One armed butcher

Butter wouldn't melt


Dr Cool










Correct. This is a cake of potato blight.

+ Potato's plight.
People love booze.




